Whore! is my word for today.
Slut! is my word for the week.
'No friend of mine' is something i'll carry around for life.

Thank you so much,dear YOU.
Thanks for not harming me directly.
But you certainly harmed my FRIENDS,d'you hear?
Those adorable fluffy bunnies you can pat on their head with one hand and cut off that head with the other.

Thank you for providing so much material to blog about.
Though i dont expose you.(However your large bottom is sticking out.Watch it.)

Do sit down and ponder why your bum has grown to such an exceedingly alarming size.

Be happy!
This is the last whole post i'll be dedicating to you.
Cos you are not worth it!=)
It's not the last part post though...

Quite surprising.
Ate more at breakfast den the whole of ytd!!!!!
OK la,ytd i ate 2 slices of bread+1 biscuit+a bit of porridge.
So quite easy to eat more.
LOLS...

I lost approx. 1.3 kg over abt 3 days.....

HOW TO LOSE 1.3 KG IN 3 DAYS
-Get sick!!!!
-Become so tired that u can sleep 7 hours in the day and still be tired!!!!
-Take 4 types of medicine 3 times a day(trust me u will become sick)
-Eat very very little(wad i ate for whole of ytd is 3/4 of wad i ate for breakfast.And wad i ate for breakfast today is 1/2 wad i normally eat for 1 meal.)
LUCKY i never grow visibly thinner...
Cos i love the plump me!!!!!(LOLS ok this is random)

And suddenly i realized exactly why i will never kill myself by overdosing on pills.(even more random)
BECAUSE!!!!
Pills are really horrible!!!!!!
I will never go near them again till i really really have to!!!!!
And i juz cant face the prospect of swallowing 1 whole bottle of the blasted pills...


(!!!!Most random of all!!!!)
Finished 'Gone with The Wind'...All 1448 pages of it.
Nice book~but if u dun like slightly 'draggy' books,dun read.
Cos it chronicles the life of this woman called Scarlett O'Hara from 17-28 yrs old.
And the Civil War sure can drag.(But still nice)

Blogger has gone slightly mad again...........
but nvm.
LALALA!!!!!
I got flu(ppl,u all bttr hope is H1N1.Den can quarantine XP)!!!!!!
And fever.
Quite weird lor...
Ytd i tink i got fever liao,except too lazy take temp onli...
(Suspect got sth to do wif SRP cheonging.Or maybe NAPFA.Which is to say i cannot exert myself!!!!~~Slacker reason)
Then today,temp was 38.0deg.
Den 38.2.
Den 38.1.
But then get to clinic,I NO FEVER SEH.(damn the stoob thermometer)
And btw,the doctor damn talkative.
Keep saying i look okay.(3 times!!!)
And gave me 4 types of medicine for stuff i said i dun hv ler(e.g.running nose)
But i needed them anyway,cos fever came back(gasp!!!!38.4deg!!!!),running nose etc all came back.
And then,i told teacher i not going sch tmr(cos need tell or sth).
Den,when i was abt to go and sleep(VERY VERY tired!!!!!),he replied.
'Rest Well.'
KNS laaaaaaa!!!!!
Gonna rest liao,den my msg tone (very loud one) went 'DENG DENG DENG DENG!!!!!!
Rest well indeed.
And i tell u,
I GOT AT LEAST 3 REST WELLS TODAY!!!!!
Ordinary conversation:(via sms)
Me:I got flu!!!
Other person:REST WELL!!!!!
And anyway,i slept at least 7hours today.
And still damn tireddddd!!!!!
Actually 3 is the number for today!
-I got at least 3 Rest Wells.
-Actually 1 type of medicine is a lozenge and not pill.So got 3 medicines.
-I got 3 days MC.


Am planning to go back to sch on Tues...
Doctor said i monitor myself.
So if no fever tmr i going back!
Cos i cant stand sleeping another 24 hours at home...
XP
Tonight gonna sleep in living room.(cos of fever n to isolate me?O.o)
NO AIRCONNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ARGH!!!!!!

Oh ya,
To the 'you' i've been mentioning rather often recently:

You make me sick.
Cut it out.
Hide your fat face,lest others choke while beholding ugliness personified.
But don't hide your heart-there's no point.
It's clear to all-laid out for us to observe silently.
And we know who you are.

I FAILED NAPFA AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!
2nd time.
So i cant fail 3rd time.
Fail once,shame on me.
Fail twice,still shame on me.
Fail thrice,no need talk abt shame.
No more face left.
Actually not that bad...
1st time fail abt 1 min.
2nd time (cos eat too much,wanted to puke)fail abt 20-30 seconds.
3rd time??

This is Voldemort at 67(?) yrs old

Here's how i calculated:
In Chamber of Secrets,Tom Riddle said '...You don't have to take my word for it.I can take you back fifty years ago...'
Harry was twelve.
His parents died when he was 1 yr old.(in 1981)
So Harry was 12 yrs old in 1992.
1992-50=1942
2009-1942=67
i.e Voldemort is 67 yrs old.
YAY



























This is Voldemort at 16 yrs old.













THIS is Voldemort at 10 yrs old.













This is also Voldemort at 16.
COOL?

Today,DANCE WAS A NEAR NIGHTMARE!!!!!!!!!!!
(Ask any dancer)
Presenting...
THE LEOTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE DANCE TEE!!!!!!!!!
Tell u all,the leotard is officially the skimpiest thing i (most likely) will ever wear.
It's damn NICE(sarcasm~~~)...
Will put pictures if i can.
Seeing as blogger's gone mad!!!!
Same as my internet...
ARGH

LOL...
My blogger gone mad!!!!
Cant put colour words or anything....
Ah nvm.
Today,went to watch Harry Potter!
My goodness.
This is the first HP movie i have watched on the big screen.
I wont go into details...Cos i cant rmb them.
Except Lupin lost his temper(?) and Bellalaalatrixxxx LEStrange is really siao lang.
Reached AMK MRT at abt 11.23 am.
WAITED 30 MINS FOR THEM!!!!!
Walao...
LOL
Den went Mos Burger eat...(Funny sia the ticket $6 the lunch nearly $7)
Saw Yiling&Chloe...
Went together to watch!
Lols,SP de hair is actually quite nice de lor...
Very straight!!!!!*Jealous*LOL
Den went to arcade....
Watched them shoot ppl on the screen until damn sian...
Den went home..
Quite unhealthy lor,today...
Eat Mos Burger AND Macs!!!!

LOL...
Am gonna watch Hairy Potty TMR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
YESSSSSSSSS

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Will be watching.........
HAIRY POTTER AND THE BO BLOOD PRINCE(JJ say de lor)...
On Tuesday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cos we got off-in-lieu holiday(O-lvl or sth)!!!!
Ole ole ole ole!!!!! ;D

2.4 is the unluckiest number on earth!!!!!!
OMG i run the 2.4km and nearly become dead person.
COS!!!!!!
-No practice,and on mon PE run/walk onli 5/7 rounds cos leg cramp/broke/disintegrated etc.
-Due to lack of dance,there was lack of exercise and therefore lack of stamina.
-NO MONEY!!!!!!!Currently left wif $0.15(in purse) as i helped hy pay for recess and we became the BANKRUPT TWOSOME!!!!Had to borrow frm P =.=
-Leg pain~Did too much bloody sit-n-reach
-Feeling irritated.

Aft sch,went to SP's hse.
Wl,the place is very very very super neat.
That's all i can say.
To say more will be to condemn my cupboard as a battlefield.
LOL.

And bought roti prata and bubble tea for dinner.
And currently,is feeling as if i have overeaten(did that for over 3weeks straight)


And to you,if you are reading this,there is no crime for being who we are.Get out of your comfort zone and see the world with new eyes.It's a lot different.

AM BACK!!!!!!
Ha,just translated 3 more names...(during lesson~dun tell u which one)
Mandy~骂你敌(Scold your enemy HAHA)
Xinhui/Honeydew(I used Honeydews to translate cuz will be easier)~和你丢死(Be thrown to death with you)
YIN-DI-LA~阴敌辣(Erm...This is difficult...Sth like eerie,spicy enemy...Correct wad!阴森 (eerie)de 阴，敌人(enemy) de 敌,辣椒 (chilli) de 辣...
But i think the earlier translations better.
LOL.
Today Eng lesson rox!!!!!!
All the weird weird symbols i learnt last tie=me in childcare or wad but 4got...
Arh nvm,cant find the freaking symbols in the comp!
In that case,am off to FB!!See ya!!!! XP

OMG...
I read National Geo mag and found that the demand for food is increasing at a phenomenal rate for a growing mega-quick global population but there's no food enough...
Poor ppl are really starving now...
5 ways to save the Earth:(in CI mr khoo ask but no answer)
1.Eat less and lose weight!
2.Dont waste water!U can waste 200 gallons per day!
3.Recycle everything~~Even your food~~NEWater LOL
4.Something
5.Talk less cos u r giving out CO2!!!!!


On another,less random note,I THINK THERES 2.4 RUN ON MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Die!!!!!
Mr L. go like 2wks,how run??!!??!!?!?!
CHEONG AH!!!!!!

P.S.HAPPY BDAE EEE-NEST!!!!!
Ooh...Now i rmb.
I during hist or something was very bored wad,den i take this bit of paper and try to translate our names...
Inez/Eee Nest/Orange~被捏死(Pinched to death)
MEEE!!!!Esther!!!!Ishtar etc ~爱死的(Likes death)
Stal /Crystal/Peanut Butter~可以死的 (Can die)
HY/Hsinyeee~咸鱼(Salted fish)

OH!
Why so many 'die' de hor??
Anyway my eng translation sux.
No offence to anyone of the above and sorry,i'll try to translate more....HAHAHEEHEEHOHO

Am learning to be more random...
So i'll be talking abt HARRY POTTER.
Random i noe.
But thats a good thing horrrr?
Channel 5(sry mandy,virtually copying frm u)showed HP and the Sorcerer's Stone last Sat...
Like,Dan Rad last time really damn CCUUUUTTTEEEE!(like wan pinch his face LOL)...
Den now...Argh.Look no like that cute little boy liao.
Saddened....
Was even sadder to noe that HP will onli be on Sats.
No on Sundays...
But ytd de War Of The Worlds quite nice la.
But the ending very weird...
Like fight fight fight blood blood blood liao,den 1 weird spider alien thing kana blown up by some mega big gun or wad,den they suddenly say how come the aliens kana BYEBYE from Earth.
Sth abt immunity.WEIRD cos i see them like no germs or whatever...as in the aliens la dhey.
But they very ugly.And the head mega big.
Skuly this movie inspired Monsters vs Aliens LOL...
And i have just reached a new level in randomness.YAY.=)

Funny...
I tagged XH's blog and i discovered a new phrase!!!!!
'Lets all be pacifists and put a pacifier in the mouths of those who would insult us'
Ok its not much of a good phrase but i do think like its a sobering thought...
You know, if you attack with no good reason,you are worthy of the pacifier...
But if you retaliate...
You can do both good and ill...
The main problem is,this post thus far sounds more like philosophy!
And i have zero idea what the 'pacifier' refers to.
Is it the thing you stuff into babies' mouths to let them chew on?
Or is it more like give them some very cheem bit of advice to let them 'chew on'?
The 'cheem advice' thing is more difficult.
Cos if 100 ppl insult me,where the hell will i find 100 cheem bits of advice for them?
As in 1 cheem advice each.
Maybe i should rephrase each one,u noe,like 'Peace be in you...Let go of hatred...'
Become like 'Peacefully let go of your hatred'?Still different wad.
LOL

LOL THIS VID REALLY ROX!!!!!!PLS WATCH!!!!!!

Actually i was gonna blog abt normal everyday stuff.
But today,i'll make an exception.
Today,i feel inspired to give someone a good thrashing.
Today...(i think ill write a short story LOL)
We were on comp ed class.
Slacking as per normal.
However(LAME my phrasing still not compo style!=.=),when i was surfing bloggs,HY said
'Eh esther,look at this'.
I looked,and what did i find but a tag on her blog from SOMEONE who had nothing better to do than to accuse her of 'acting innocent...I think you are attracting attention all the time man'
Let me tell you what i believe.
I do believe that this person is a deluded individual who is under the impression that freedom of expression does not exist in this world,who sees him/her as the most perfect/beautiful/excellent model of homo sapiens.
Who believes the world has no reason not to be whatever he/she thinks it should be.
I wont say anymore on that subject for FEAR(sarcasm intended) of inviting recrimination from that particular person,but let me tell YOU this,if YOU are reading it:
1.HY is a honest person.She does NOT pretend to be anything she is not;and does not offend anyone but unknowingly.
2.I have spared YOU personal attacks:YOU should NOT do what you dont want others to do to YOU.
3.Pick on someone your own size(which i do believe to be a considerable size).
That's all.